This Creature is Lore

Disclaimer: I possess neither familiarity nor comprehension of Reddit.  I came into contact with this through Tumblr (which I possessed neither familiarity nor comprehension of a year ago).

So apparently first, some righteously offended male posted this on...some feminist space or other, judging by the context.

Then a goodly number of people responded to the call for a dramatic reading of it.  Reading 1 came to my attention because apparently some people honest-to-god thought it might be Christopher Lee?  It's definitely not, although it's quite hilarious (I pretty much lost my sh**t toward the end when he declaimed about how much he can bench...which BTW, if this poster's description of himself is supposed to be the standard of male attractiveness to women, I fail at womanhood as per norm because the poster's description of himself made me go "ew!").  But they're all pretty funny.

Note Edit 3, which evidently occurred after the dramatic readings, and in which the OP tries desperately to redeem himself through bewilderedly humble words. Normally I refrain from insulting people, but since the OP has made it so easy: This guy is a sh**head, coming into spaces he had no business being in, belittling and insulting people/causes he obviously doesn't possess the faintest comprehension of, and then transparently coming back later and trying to act like he's the victim.  Need another tissue, dude?  Oh, I'm sorry, you'd probably only accept it if a "9 or 10" was handing it to you with appropriate reverence.

So when I went to the bus stop after class, there was this dude in this really cool grey suit (like, distinctive and slightly quirky and old-fashioned, but I don't know what they call the pattern) who also looked like the lovechild of Jamie Jaime [spellitrightyouuselesscur] Lannister and an ex of mine.( Me being awkward and making up goofy GoT-related stories in my head )

Okay, done spamming LJ now.  I'd been debating doing this as a Blingee for a while and it suited my mood today.   I also learnt that Blingee is not a site I should be using on a laptop as falling-apart as this is.
I'm going to go ahead and blame Dwim and Wheelrider for this.

if the uncensored version of bats**t offends, apologies.  I usually put uncensored colorful words behind a cut, but I really just didn't feel like cutting this.

So I went on a complete mental tangent off one of pandemonium_213's comments (concerning a mask), and began imagining my really originally-titled “Of Draugluin” as a Broadway musical.  Once I realized I had several actual song titles of the cracky persuasion in mind, I decided to just indulge my stupid sense of humor and create a whole cracky Broadway musical tracklist for the WIP to date.  

People who write stuff, please swipe this idea, because I want to see other crack!Broadway soundtracks to other peoples’ fics. =D

( Original cast recording =P )

Thanks to bunn, I derived a deal of amusement from this color survey conducted by the xkcd dude.

My favorite part were the color names some people came up with in their wisdom and/or despair (tall but worthwhile graphic under the cut):
( "And every color illuminates.."  )

White if it had a wine spill on itself and let it dry for a few days and then tried to wash it but it just left that awful color that forever remains a reminder that grandma needs to be cut off after the third glass.

Day 3: Sanity lost, colors keep changing but they keep staying the same...keep seeing this green, this slightly different green, mocking me...studying me...this ms green...what do you want mr green.

I finally finished watching all the presidential debates.  This leads me to poll the internet on some issues of...grave import.  Poll is open to friends, passersby, sockpuppets, and open until I say it's closed!  DEMOCRACY IN ACTION.[Poll #1874929]