huinare: (serious business!)
Disclaimer: I possess neither familiarity nor comprehension of Reddit.  I came into contact with this through Tumblr (which I possessed neither familiarity nor comprehension of a year ago).

So apparently first, some righteously offended male posted this on...some feminist space or other, judging by the context.

Then a goodly number of people responded to the call for a dramatic reading of it.  Reading 1 came to my attention because apparently some people honest-to-god thought it might be Christopher Lee?  It's definitely not, although it's quite hilarious (I pretty much lost my sh**t toward the end when he declaimed about how much he can bench...which BTW, if this poster's description of himself is supposed to be the standard of male attractiveness to women, I fail at womanhood as per norm because the poster's description of himself made me go "ew!").  But they're all pretty funny.

Note Edit 3, which evidently occurred after the dramatic readings, and in which the OP tries desperately to redeem himself through bewilderedly humble words. Normally I refrain from insulting people, but since the OP has made it so easy: This guy is a sh**head, coming into spaces he had no business being in, belittling and insulting people/causes he obviously doesn't possess the faintest comprehension of, and then transparently coming back later and trying to act like he's the victim.  Need another tissue, dude?  Oh, I'm sorry, you'd probably only accept it if a "9 or 10" was handing it to you with appropriate reverence.
huinare: (wizard party!)
Swiped from [livejournal.com profile] curiouswombat

1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask your f-list to post questions in the comments. For example: "One, nine, and fifteen are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from four. Do they succeed?", "Under what circumstances might five and fourteen fall in love?", "Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?"

3) After your f-list has stopped asking questions, round them up and answer them using the fifteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.

PLEASE ASK THE F*** AWAY THANKS this is just the sort of crack I need in my life right now. =D
Bonus points for dark humor.
huinare: (gods save me)
So when I went to the bus stop after class, there was this dude in this really cool grey suit (like, distinctive and slightly quirky and old-fashioned, but I don't know what they call the pattern) who also looked like the lovechild of Jamie Jaime [spellitrightyouuselesscur] Lannister and an ex of mine.Me being awkward and making up goofy GoT-related stories in my head )
huinare: (curumo)
I think it's hilarious because the 'shop is so bad in the second image.  And also because he doesn't look happy to be there at all.  He looks like he's saying, "What in Melkor's name is this?  Guys, I never said I was straightedge.  All things in moderation.  Get away from me, gah!"

Also, tumblr thinks this Steve Aoki guy looks like young!Saruman. )
huinare: (Default)
Okay, done spamming LJ now.  I'd been debating doing this as a Blingee for a while and it suited my mood today.   I also learnt that Blingee is not a site I should be using on a laptop as falling-apart as this is.
I'm going to go ahead and blame Dwim and Wheelrider for this.

if the uncensored version of bats**t offends, apologies.  I usually put uncensored colorful words behind a cut, but I really just didn't feel like cutting this.



huinare: (drama!)
can we please observe the Ace 1965 covers and how, among other things, a My Little Pony has evidently mated with a bat?



_______*_______

Also, you know, I really actually quite like this one.  Except that it doesn't make sense.  But that's okay.

huinare: (canis lupus maironi)
So I went on a complete mental tangent off one of [livejournal.com profile] pandemonium_213's comments (concerning a mask), and began imagining my really originally-titled “Of Draugluin” as a Broadway musical.  Once I realized I had several actual song titles of the cracky persuasion in mind, I decided to just indulge my stupid sense of humor and create a whole cracky Broadway musical tracklist for the WIP to date.  

People who write stuff, please swipe this idea, because I want to see other crack!Broadway soundtracks to other peoples’ fics. =D

Original cast recording =P )
huinare: (curumo ii)
I'm stupidly enthused about all the cute little fanart of the Dwarves from The Hobbit.  I'm going to give the film a couple more weeks to stew in my head before seeing it again, but I'm already looking forward to it.  Since I wasn't a Tolkien fan when the LotR films came out, whereas now I'm possibly a bit too immersed for my own good, this trying to reconcile my annoyance with my glee is new.  I think I'd do well to consider it as a big fancy AU, as I've noted some of you doing, although it's easier to accept AU in fanfic than in a blockbuster film already seen by millions of people and generating a new fanbase.

On a vaguely related note, have a picture of Richard Armitage as Angus in the Royal Shakespeare Company's 1999 production of Macbeth.
......... )

Also, I saw someone speculating on tumblr that Saruman
minor spoiler for the current film )
huinare: (drama!)
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] bunn, I derived a deal of amusement from this color survey conducted by the xkcd dude.

My favorite part were the color names some people came up with in their wisdom and/or despair (tall but worthwhile graphic under the cut):
"And every color illuminates.."  )

White if it had a wine spill on itself and let it dry for a few days and then tried to wash it but it just left that awful color that forever remains a reminder that grandma needs to be cut off after the third glass.

Day 3: Sanity lost, colors keep changing but they keep staying the same...keep seeing this green, this slightly different green, mocking me...studying me...this ms green...what do you want mr green.

Oh noes!

Dec. 5th, 2012 08:43 am
huinare: (only you can prevent dark lords)
So I have the tacky level LJ account that gives you ads on the side (a.k.a. sell your soul for a paltry few more icons), and I'm enough inured to them that I usually don't notice them.  I just happened to see this one though:

Jan 5, 2012. BREAKING NEWS.
Bed Bug epidemic strikes 20% of Your City homes.
[picture of bugs and picture of a lower back with welts.] 
BED BUG EPIDEMIC. 
Protect Your Bed. 
BEDDEFENSE. 
All Natural Bed Bug Protection Device.


Bed Bug Epidemic in My City? And this has been going on for 11 months?  Criminy, why was I not informed sooner so I could get a Protection Device?  Let me get right on that...

ETA.  Just emptied the spam out of one of my email addresses, and lo and behold, near the top of the pile was an email titled Prevent Bed Bug Epidemic. 
Nay but it's too late, o too late, alas.  WHERE WERE YOU MISCREANTS ON JAN 4th?!
huinare: (istari!)
I finally finished watching all the presidential debates.  This leads me to poll the internet on some issues of...grave import.  Poll is open to friends, passersby, sockpuppets, and open until I say it's closed!  DEMOCRACY IN ACTION.[Poll #1874929]
huinare: (Default)
Crackfic ahoy.  Um, the taskforce made me do it.  Yeah.
Dwimordene can be thanked for the title, but the ensuing mess is my responsibility.

Disclaimer: These characters are not my intellectual property, and even if they were nobody would pay me for this thing.
Warnings: Observe the title.

Read more... )

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