The worrying tumblr saga of Straightedge!Saruman continues

[huinare]

I think it's hilarious because the 'shop is so bad in the second image.  And also because he doesn't look happy to be there at all.  He looks like he's saying, "What in Melkor's name is this?  Guys, I never said I was straightedge.  All things in moderation.  Get away from me, gah!"

Also, tumblr thinks this Steve Aoki guy looks like young!Saruman (which I interpret as Maia!Saruman).

My headcanon Curumo happens not to have facial hair, but the long black hair is spot on, love it.  Mr. Aoki does look like what would result if my headcanon Saruman and Pallando had a lovechild though, which I suppose is pretty nifty.