Bandwagon: Randomly selected character scenarios

[huinare]

Swiped from curiouswombat

1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask your f-list to post questions in the comments. For example: "One, nine, and fifteen are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from four. Do they succeed?", "Under what circumstances might five and fourteen fall in love?", "Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?"

3) After your f-list has stopped asking questions, round them up and answer them using the fifteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.

PLEASE ASK THE F*** AWAY THANKS this is just the sort of crack I need in my life right now. =D
Bonus points for dark humor.

Comments

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

15 is trapped in a lifeboat with a tiger - how do they cope?

Would 8 and 12 make sense as a couple? Or would they kill each other?

7 is pregnant. Which of 5,10 or 13 is most likely to be the other parent?

[hhimring]

1) Three publishes a book of poetry. Six reviews it. Is it a rave review or a flame?

2) Nine wins a Nobel Prize for cutting-edge research. What is the subject?

3) Seven and Thirteen and Fifteen go for a boating-trip. Which river or lake is it and how long can they stick it out together?

[independence1776]

Four and eight-- which is more likely to bake the other a cake?

Five and fifteen-- which is more likely to plot to take over the world in a completely ridiculous fashion?

Six and twelve-- which is more likely to sit in front of a fire curled up with a good book? What are they reading?

One, three, and four-- which are likely to marry and plot the other's downfall?

Five and six-- would they get drunk together? What would they talk about?

[bunn.livejournal.com]

One, fifteen and three become involved in a huge argument. What is it about?

six invites five, nine and twelve to dinner. Where is it, and what do they eat?

[engarian.livejournal.com]

11, 12 & 13 are waiting for 6 to join them for a meal. Where are they? What is the conversation while they wait? What has delayed 6?

- Erulisse (one L)