Summarize one of your stories as a Broadway musical soundtrack, pls

[huinare]

So I went on a complete mental tangent off one of pandemonium_213's comments (concerning a mask), and began imagining my really originally-titled “Of Draugluin” as a Broadway musical.  Once I realized I had several actual song titles of the cracky persuasion in mind, I decided to just indulge my stupid sense of humor and create a whole cracky Broadway musical tracklist for the WIP to date.  

People who write stuff, please swipe this idea, because I want to see other crack!Broadway soundtracks to other peoples’ fics. =D

Melkor’s March  (Ancalagon, Chorus)
The World is My Laboratory   (Mairon, Chorus)
Contractual Lupine Indwelling  (Draugluin)
Werewolf Lullabies  (Whelps)
The World is My Laboratory / Contractual Lupine Indwelling (Mairon, Draugluin)
What the Fuck Did I Get Myself Into?  (Pallandë, Draugluin)
Valinor, Fuck Yeah (Valar)
Trees Are People Too (Draugluin, Ancalagon)

Note 'laboratory' would definitely be pronounced the 5-syllable way.

Comments

[pandemonium-213.livejournal.com]

LOL! I swear, you have a hit on your hands!* When does it open?

I love the titles, but "The World is My Laboratory" sends me (and my Dark Muse) well and truly over the edge, howling with "Bwa-hahaha's!" all the way! :^D

Er, I can't think of which of my interminable ficcish hackery I'd turn into a musical.

*In fact, your idea is more original than some of the tired old retreads like Newsies and Rock of Ages. *shudders*

[huinare.livejournal.com]

I suppose it opens when we have an entire show, i.e. when I finish the story (*sigh*)!

"The World is My Laboratory" probably suits the DM even better than it suits Huinish!Mairon, though it suits him well enough too. =D