Summarize one of your stories as a Broadway musical soundtrack, pls

[huinare]

So I went on a complete mental tangent off one of pandemonium_213's comments (concerning a mask), and began imagining my really originally-titled “Of Draugluin” as a Broadway musical.  Once I realized I had several actual song titles of the cracky persuasion in mind, I decided to just indulge my stupid sense of humor and create a whole cracky Broadway musical tracklist for the WIP to date.  

People who write stuff, please swipe this idea, because I want to see other crack!Broadway soundtracks to other peoples’ fics. =D

Melkor’s March  (Ancalagon, Chorus)
The World is My Laboratory   (Mairon, Chorus)
Contractual Lupine Indwelling  (Draugluin)
Werewolf Lullabies  (Whelps)
The World is My Laboratory / Contractual Lupine Indwelling (Mairon, Draugluin)
What the Fuck Did I Get Myself Into?  (Pallandë, Draugluin)
Valinor, Fuck Yeah (Valar)
Trees Are People Too (Draugluin, Ancalagon)

Note 'laboratory' would definitely be pronounced the 5-syllable way.

Comments

[pandemonium-213.livejournal.com]

LOL! I swear, you have a hit on your hands!* When does it open?

I love the titles, but "The World is My Laboratory" sends me (and my Dark Muse) well and truly over the edge, howling with "Bwa-hahaha's!" all the way! :^D

Er, I can't think of which of my interminable ficcish hackery I'd turn into a musical.

*In fact, your idea is more original than some of the tired old retreads like Newsies and Rock of Ages. *shudders*

I'll bite.

[dwimordene-2011.livejournal.com]

Gotta test the new router, right? Right.

This is a tracklist for A Very Rain of Sparrows, mostly because it's the most recent multi-chapter story I've written that wasn't a drabble series.

Prologue:
Imperial March (instrumental dance number, performed by Gondorians and Northmen)

All Things Are Quite Grand and Glorious in Gondor (Scribe)

Act 1:
Just Another Day Without Dad (Aethrin, Fardhan, Alweth)

Eastshore Blues (Aethrin, Fardhan, Eastshore village chorus)

A Man's World (Aethrin, Alweth, Fardhan)

Act 2:
In the City of the Ship King (Fardhan, Malgath)

Everybody Loves A Penny/He's A Princely Puzzle (Pelargir chorus)

Brother, Get Yourself a Job (Aethrin, Malgath, Fardhan)

Promises (Fardhan, Aethrin)

Act 3:
The River Flows Free (Eldacar, Northman chorus)

Everything's Fine on A Farm/Ain't No Fare Fight(Eastshore village chorus)

Waitin' on a Call (Fardhan, Calandil)

No Woman Like An Eastshore Lass (Calandil, Alweth, Fardhan, Gilriel, Aethrin, Meithel)

Promises, Redux (Fardhan, Aethrin)

Act 4:
Death and Taxes (Eastshore village chorus)

Take My Hand (Calandil, Alweth)

Just Another Day Without Dad/No Pride for a Widow (Alweth, Fardhan)

Promises, Redux/Plans (Fardhan, Aethrin; Fardhan)

Bells For You (Aethrin, Malgath,Alweth, Calandil, Eastshore village chorus)

Finale:
Closing the Book (Scribe, Northman and Gondorian choruses)

[shadowbrides.livejournal.com]

Uhm. Here are some;

Order imposed (Noldorin lords)
Anthropologist Abroad! (Finrod, humans)
Wake up and smell the future (Noldorin lords, maidens, maiden-aunts, cooks, Finrod, one farting human)
Drink the day away (Sindar, sylvan subjects)
Shells, Beads, Mirrors, Possibly Some Smoke (Noldor, humans)
Shine bright, your hair gives light (humans)
Tell me off before you go go (Finrod, Andreth)