Cracktastic (or, accurate) summary of every Huinish fic ever

[huinare]

*boring philosophical discussion*
*someone gets eviscerated*
*boring philosophical discussion*
*someone becomes/dissects/kills/discusses an animal*
*boring philosophical discussion*
*people get really drunk*
*someone gets flayed*
*boring philosophical discussion*
*someone experiences unimaginable mental and/or physical anguish*
*awkward interaction that even the author doesn't know whether it's UST or just awkwardness*
*boring philosophical discussion*
*aggressive geophysics and/or natural landscapes*
*someone gets immolated*
*boring philosophical discussion*
*damned if you know what anyone looks like even now, except their eyes which you will know entirely too much about*
*people get really drunk*
*pretension of variable nature*
*someone gets horrifically mutilated*
*boring philosophical discussion*
*everyone is dead or wishes they were*

Although satirical, this is not altogether inaccurate, especially if one has access to a broad sample including WIPs.

Comments

[wheelrider.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I finally got to read your story that's been sitting on an open tab since you posted here about it, and then I come here and this is the first thing I see. Although this summary may not describe "Brain Fog" exactly, it does bear a passing resemblance to college life (minus most of the physical violence)...

*damned if you know what anyone looks like even now, except their eyes which you will know entirely too much about*
Definitely describes certain passages of Tolkien.