Summarize one of your stories as a Broadway musical soundtrack, pls

So I went on a complete mental tangent off one of pandemonium_213's comments (concerning a mask), and began imagining my really originally-titled “Of Draugluin” as a Broadway musical.  Once I realized I had several actual song titles of the cracky persuasion in mind, I decided to just indulge my stupid sense of humor and create a whole cracky Broadway musical tracklist for the WIP to date.  

People who write stuff, please swipe this idea, because I want to see other crack!Broadway soundtracks to other peoples’ fics. =D

( Original cast recording =P )

Dreamwidth bandwagon

Testing the crosspost thing. I'm getting a bit sick of LJ's shenanigans so I've decided to follow everyone else's shining proactive example.

ETA - so for those who are messed about with this cross-journaling thing longer than I have, pray tell: Where does one go to export one's prior LJ entries to DW? Is there a way to follow one's LJ-based f-list from one's Dreamwidth account?