Summarize one of your stories as a Broadway musical soundtrack, pls

[huinare]

So I went on a complete mental tangent off one of pandemonium_213's comments (concerning a mask), and began imagining my really originally-titled “Of Draugluin” as a Broadway musical.  Once I realized I had several actual song titles of the cracky persuasion in mind, I decided to just indulge my stupid sense of humor and create a whole cracky Broadway musical tracklist for the WIP to date.  

People who write stuff, please swipe this idea, because I want to see other crack!Broadway soundtracks to other peoples’ fics. =D

Melkor’s March  (Ancalagon, Chorus)
The World is My Laboratory   (Mairon, Chorus)
Contractual Lupine Indwelling  (Draugluin)
Werewolf Lullabies  (Whelps)
The World is My Laboratory / Contractual Lupine Indwelling (Mairon, Draugluin)
What the Fuck Did I Get Myself Into?  (Pallandë, Draugluin)
Valinor, Fuck Yeah (Valar)
Trees Are People Too (Draugluin, Ancalagon)

Note 'laboratory' would definitely be pronounced the 5-syllable way.

Comments

[huinare.livejournal.com]

LOL. Finrod is totally an anthropologist, isn't he? Never thought of it like that.

Oh, drunken sylvan elves, your legacy lives on.

[shadowbrides.livejournal.com]

One of my first stories posted as shadowbrides is actually about Finrod the anthropologist and the novelty of farting humans, so yes. :P

[huinare.livejournal.com]

Wait, where is this, I don't think I've read it?

So you're in the "Elves don't fart" camp? How do they expel the gaseous byproducts of digestion? XD

[shadowbrides.livejournal.com]

Ah, it is part of a series called And After A Time The Elf Kings. My very first post was also part of that project. The formatting went kinda wrong, so the original post isn't pretty to look at. I just uploaded the introduction on the SWG: http://www.silmarillionwritersguild.org/archive/home/viewstory.php?sid=1690, the fart chapter called "The Fragrance of Friendship: can be found here; http://shadowbrides.livejournal.com/3985.html. Yes, I can write humour. I just avoid it and go for the dying/doomed people, usually. :P

And no, not really. The entire series isn't exactly serious philosophizing. xD

[huinare.livejournal.com]

Okay, yeah, elves not farting totally makes sense for humorous purposes.

Yay, will read later. =D

[huinare.livejournal.com]

AHAHA. Both are funny, but that fart one, omg. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.