Summarize one of your stories as a Broadway musical soundtrack, pls

[huinare]

So I went on a complete mental tangent off one of pandemonium_213's comments (concerning a mask), and began imagining my really originally-titled “Of Draugluin” as a Broadway musical.  Once I realized I had several actual song titles of the cracky persuasion in mind, I decided to just indulge my stupid sense of humor and create a whole cracky Broadway musical tracklist for the WIP to date.  

People who write stuff, please swipe this idea, because I want to see other crack!Broadway soundtracks to other peoples’ fics. =D

Melkor’s March  (Ancalagon, Chorus)
The World is My Laboratory   (Mairon, Chorus)
Contractual Lupine Indwelling  (Draugluin)
Werewolf Lullabies  (Whelps)
The World is My Laboratory / Contractual Lupine Indwelling (Mairon, Draugluin)
What the Fuck Did I Get Myself Into?  (Pallandë, Draugluin)
Valinor, Fuck Yeah (Valar)
Trees Are People Too (Draugluin, Ancalagon)

Note 'laboratory' would definitely be pronounced the 5-syllable way.

Comments

I'll bite.

[dwimordene-2011.livejournal.com]

Gotta test the new router, right? Right.

This is a tracklist for A Very Rain of Sparrows, mostly because it's the most recent multi-chapter story I've written that wasn't a drabble series.

Prologue:
Imperial March (instrumental dance number, performed by Gondorians and Northmen)

All Things Are Quite Grand and Glorious in Gondor (Scribe)

Act 1:
Just Another Day Without Dad (Aethrin, Fardhan, Alweth)

Eastshore Blues (Aethrin, Fardhan, Eastshore village chorus)

A Man's World (Aethrin, Alweth, Fardhan)

Act 2:
In the City of the Ship King (Fardhan, Malgath)

Everybody Loves A Penny/He's A Princely Puzzle (Pelargir chorus)

Brother, Get Yourself a Job (Aethrin, Malgath, Fardhan)

Promises (Fardhan, Aethrin)

Act 3:
The River Flows Free (Eldacar, Northman chorus)

Everything's Fine on A Farm/Ain't No Fare Fight(Eastshore village chorus)

Waitin' on a Call (Fardhan, Calandil)

No Woman Like An Eastshore Lass (Calandil, Alweth, Fardhan, Gilriel, Aethrin, Meithel)

Promises, Redux (Fardhan, Aethrin)

Act 4:
Death and Taxes (Eastshore village chorus)

Take My Hand (Calandil, Alweth)

Just Another Day Without Dad/No Pride for a Widow (Alweth, Fardhan)

Promises, Redux/Plans (Fardhan, Aethrin; Fardhan)

Bells For You (Aethrin, Malgath,Alweth, Calandil, Eastshore village chorus)

Finale:
Closing the Book (Scribe, Northman and Gondorian choruses)

Re: I'll bite.

[huinare.livejournal.com]

One must definitely test the new router. Right!

Nice, you've divvied yours up into acts like a proper musical. "All Things Are Quite Grand and Glorious in Gondor," "Brother, Get Yourself a Job," haha. And one might indeed expect a "Death and Taxes" in a Dwim-fic!musical. (Now I need to read the story to see who needs to get a job & c...)