Oh noes!

[huinare]

So I have the tacky level LJ account that gives you ads on the side (a.k.a. sell your soul for a paltry few more icons), and I'm enough inured to them that I usually don't notice them.  I just happened to see this one though:

Jan 5, 2012. BREAKING NEWS.
Bed Bug epidemic strikes 20% of Your City homes.
[picture of bugs and picture of a lower back with welts.] 
BED BUG EPIDEMIC. 
Protect Your Bed. 
BEDDEFENSE. 
All Natural Bed Bug Protection Device.

Bed Bug Epidemic in My City? And this has been going on for 11 months?  Criminy, why was I not informed sooner so I could get a Protection Device?  Let me get right on that...

ETA.  Just emptied the spam out of one of my email addresses, and lo and behold, near the top of the pile was an email titled Prevent Bed Bug Epidemic. 
Nay but it's too late, o too late, alas.  WHERE WERE YOU MISCREANTS ON JAN 4th?!

Comments

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

That's how it tries to look for me, too!

[huinare.livejournal.com]

I really can't argue with either of you. *sage nod*