Bandwagon answered - the random scenarios from a couple days ago

Thanks to those of you who indulged me and concocted some questions for me for this silliness.
That was a bit of cracked out diversion I rather needed.  Some of my scenarios were very short, and others got more involved.

Gandalf loves booze and literature, Draugluin is screwed, Mairon would rather be canoeing, and other stupid adventures:

( Stop the madness )

Argh, Westernesse and my ignorance thereof

Oh crap, you guys, I'll need some names for Akallabêth-era Númenoreans soonish, and don't exactly have time to become lost in linguistic research lately.  Does anyone already have a trusted source on the relevant naming conventions, who could throw a link my way?