The wine grandma spilled and other colors

Thanks to bunn, I derived a deal of amusement from this color survey conducted by the xkcd dude.

My favorite part were the color names some people came up with in their wisdom and/or despair (tall but worthwhile graphic under the cut):
( "And every color illuminates.."  )

White if it had a wine spill on itself and let it dry for a few days and then tried to wash it but it just left that awful color that forever remains a reminder that grandma needs to be cut off after the third glass.

Day 3: Sanity lost, colors keep changing but they keep staying the same...keep seeing this green, this slightly different green, mocking me...studying me...this ms green...what do you want mr green.