See now that's why Coca-Cola Blāk didn't last...no Orc-endorsed ad campaign. I can see it now. A bunch of Orcs walk into a diner, chug their Coca-Cola Blāks, then begin to party loudly, trash the diner, and slay each other. Some guy would then walk into the diner, stare at the scene, grin and say, "I'll have what they're having!"

I'd buy that.