Ever pragmatic, the Dark Muse. (Huinish!Mairon: "All decent incarnations of us are pragmatic. Which is of course why I fully agree with the DM.")

Cool! I think they're really nice covers whether they make sense or no, which is much more than I can say about Gandalf the Gold, My Batshit Pony, and Cyclopean!Priapic!Sauron above.