LOL! I swear, you have a hit on your hands!* When does it open?

I love the titles, but "The World is My Laboratory" sends me (and my Dark Muse) well and truly over the edge, howling with "Bwa-hahaha's!" all the way! :^D

Er, I can't think of which of my interminable ficcish hackery I'd turn into a musical.

*In fact, your idea is more original than some of the tired old retreads like Newsies and Rock of Ages. *shudders*